Right now I'm feeling overwhelmed by so many things going wrong in this country: lost homes, high price of damn near everything gas, food, milk, eating out, entertainment, etc. etc. etc. I could use a good laugh. Anybody out there got some humor to share? Joke, funny poem, overheard humorous remark? Haiku?
Hit me up and let's share. Funniest thing I've heard recently is Palin for V.P.
Peace, Mary
Vote for imPALINg
ReplyDeleteBring the McPain!
THESE PLACES
ReplyDeletesound like some astronomer's
wet dream:
labia majora
clitoris
gluteus maximus
areola
sensations launched
from fingerpads
streaking
from point to point
traveling at the speed
of a synaptic kiss
this astronaut blinded
by the constellations
forming in your sweat-slick
pale universe
looking for that
Big Bang
...hope that brings a smile to your face, Mary!
"Truth is what you get others to believe."
ReplyDeleteTommy Smothers 60th Prime-Time Emmy Awards. 9/21/08
Made me smile.
~Salaam. Shalom.
~A
hey, i'm not anonymous... must be wearing the wrong button... lol
ReplyDelete~Anna
McAint!
ReplyDeleteMcCain's potatoes making more sales, Mary?
Please people, make your own fries this Fall. Palin ran a state with double the Cleveland population. If every one in cleveland made two bags worth of hommade fries, we might keep McPain at bay.
Best line I heard over the weekend from a friend who heard it from a radio dj...
ReplyDelete"K.L."...it doesn't mean anything, but it SOUNDS cool!"
...well, _I_ laughed anyway :)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I love ya'll...thanks for making me laugh out loud. I just sent Salinger an e-mail lamenting the fact that this post didn't come through then I decided to try the link one more time and there these were.
ReplyDeleteDo keep them coming. Peace, Mary