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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Other Stuff

Right now I'm feeling overwhelmed by so many things going wrong in this country: lost homes, high price of damn near everything gas, food, milk, eating out, entertainment, etc. etc. etc. I could use a good laugh. Anybody out there got some humor to share? Joke, funny poem, overheard humorous remark? Haiku?

Hit me up and let's share. Funniest thing I've heard recently is Palin for V.P.

Peace, Mary

7 comments:

Jesus Crisis said...

Vote for imPALINg
Bring the McPain!

Dianne said...

THESE PLACES

sound like some astronomer's
wet dream:

labia majora
clitoris
gluteus maximus
areola

sensations launched
from fingerpads
streaking
from point to point
traveling at the speed
of a synaptic kiss

this astronaut blinded
by the constellations
forming in your sweat-slick
pale universe

looking for that
Big Bang



...hope that brings a smile to your face, Mary!

Anonymous said...

"Truth is what you get others to believe."

Tommy Smothers 60th Prime-Time Emmy Awards. 9/21/08

Made me smile.


~Salaam. Shalom.

~A

kailashana said...

hey, i'm not anonymous... must be wearing the wrong button... lol

~Anna

Bree said...

McAint!

McCain's potatoes making more sales, Mary?

Please people, make your own fries this Fall. Palin ran a state with double the Cleveland population. If every one in cleveland made two bags worth of hommade fries, we might keep McPain at bay.

Theresa said...

Best line I heard over the weekend from a friend who heard it from a radio dj...

"K.L."...it doesn't mean anything, but it SOUNDS cool!"

...well, _I_ laughed anyway :)

Mary Weems said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I love ya'll...thanks for making me laugh out loud. I just sent Salinger an e-mail lamenting the fact that this post didn't come through then I decided to try the link one more time and there these were.

Do keep them coming. Peace, Mary

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The poet doesn't invent. He listens. ~Jean Cocteau