Wednesday, April 26, 2017
Can You Slam Slam?
Don Hall thinks about slam poetry, and asks whether anger really is the only emotion worth slamming about:
Sunday, April 9, 2017
Ray McNiece, Returning Haiku Master of Cleveland
It was a great evening of haiku!
| Winner Ray McNiece and second place Cordelia Eddy at the Haiku Deathmatch (photo by GL) |
Haiku Warriors competing at the Deathmatch:
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| center section of the audience at the Haiku deathmatch. (Photo by MT) |
Friday, April 7, 2017
For the love of Pho
I am currently reading two non-fiction books. One called Sapiens
about the development and success of Homo Sapiens and another called I Contain
Multitudes about the relationship between people and microorganisms. I am also thinking about a poem I am going to
write about Vietnamese soup.
So how do these three seemingly disparate texts relate to
one and another? Surprisingly well if one squints a little. There are a couple
points that I hope to mesh together when I finally write this poem (This little
bit of prose here is to get some of the ideas straightened around in my head as
to what I am going to end up with.) I’ve
made a couple starts on the piece – the whole idea started as a challenge from
a 5th grader in Tanzania. I’ve had two false starts so far. Not
really false starts though – just paths that I am not going to go down –
writing a poem can be like playing Let’s Make a Deal – choosing what is behind
door number one two three – etc. except there are innumerable doors and they
keep appearing throughout the process. So, what I’ve managed to do is close off
two doors – and complete whole bunch of pointless surfing of the web.
Like most (here I am assuming) readers I find something I
have an affinity to in a piece of writing – especially non-fiction – and I run
with it a little too hard. Sometimes I stretch the idea thanks to a
confirmation bias on my part – other times I conveniently ignore contradictory
ideas – sometimes my conclusions are merely an echo of a forgone belief. For
example – me assuming that most readers do this as well – anyways…
The two things I have gleaned from my reading so far: I
Contain Multitudes – that once you’ve entered the realm of the microorganism
the laws of probability are thrown out the window because of the sheer insanity
of the numbers you are now working with.
A million in one shot is going to happen thousands of time amongst a
colony of bacteria for instance – of course I just pulled that number out of
the air – but the gist is true and that gist is enough to have derailed the
piece I was working on about Vietnamese soup – because that concept was too
good not to use somewhere – so I got that going on now.
Sapiens revolves around the notion – as I see it, and
I think I’m pretty close to being on -
that the reason the Homo Sapiens species was so successful – surpassing what
might have been accomplished by ordinary evolutionary progress of adaptation
and opportunism – was by developing the ability to believe in fictions en
masse. I.e. currency, religion, monarchies etc. etc. – this allows colossal
shifts of belief and distribution of intelligence, experience, wealth and
labor. I.e. just the fact that a hundred thousand folks might gather in a communal
spot to watch men run into each other on a Sunday afternoon – that’s an
accomplishment that cannot be recreated by other complex animals such as
chimpanzees – whose functional society breaks down over a hundred or so
individuals. Now bees and insects gather in great numbers – but they are
running on instinct not that they all believe in the same fictions – such as
who winds the Super Bowl is something that really matters (at least that we
know of.)
But what if they did? What kind of craziness is going on at
that microbial level – power structures, religious fanaticism leading to
bacterial infections – viral marketing on the actual viral level? All based on
fictions – or in other words lies agreed to be believed.
So, this brings us to Pho – that delicious Vietnamese staple
– my favorite food on the planet – my go-to comfort bowl of noodly warmth in
any stormy port upon this globe. How does this fit in with microorganisms and
shared fiction? I’m not sure but I think it has to do with the fact that the traditional
method of cooking the stuff is in a giant cauldron of a iron pot and rather
than ever emptying the vessel – the bone broth is simply added to – it is a
veritable sourdough approach – it is quite possible that an atom – or a
microorganism has remained in that pot from the very beginning – from the first
day it was started – a microscopic witness to all time as far as that consommé
universe was concerned.
So these are the things I’m rolling around – and this little
bit of writing you’re reading right now is just a way for me to think about it.
Now I’ve stretched some of these ideas I’m sure – and I’m most likely less than
half right on what I’ve posited. I’m not even sure about the idea of the soup
never being totally emptied from the pot – I’m petty sure I heard of it – but it
fits my narrative so I’m going with it – please don’t correct me on any of this.
It’s a fiction I need in order to move ahead.
I Contain
Multitudes
Sapiens: A
Brief History of Humankind
Monday, April 3, 2017
Haiku! Geoffrey A. Landis
The 5th Not-Exactly-Annual Haiku Death Match is only 5 days away! To celebrate the countdown to the haiku contest, for the las two weeks I have featured a haiku (or senryu) from each of the deathmatch contestents.
Here is the last of the eight haiku warriors: Geoffrey Landis (... that would be me):
Carved stone gods
no one worships now
Still they watch and wait
And don't forget that for just a few dollars you can sponsor a haiku warrior team!
The Haiku deathmatch is coming up this weekend! Saturday, April 8 at 7 pm at Dobama Theatre. You can get tickets to the haiku deathmatch at the Heights Arts gallery, 2175 Lee Road, via phone at 216-371-3457, or online:
ORDER HAIKU DEATH MATCH TICKETS
$15 General public | $10 Heights Arts members | $15 at the door
Sponsor a haiku warrior team!
Here is the last of the eight haiku warriors: Geoffrey Landis (... that would be me):
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| Photo by GL |
Carved stone gods
no one worships now
Still they watch and wait
--Geoffrey A. Landis
And don't forget that for just a few dollars you can sponsor a haiku warrior team!
ORDER HAIKU DEATH MATCH TICKETS
$15 General public | $10 Heights Arts members | $15 at the door
Previous Haiku warriors featured:
Sunday, April 2, 2017
National Poetry Month!
Once again, it's National Poetry month, so if you want poems to read and prompts to write poetry, this is the month! There's a wide smörgåsbord available.
Over at the Cuyahoga library, check out
- Read Write: Thirty Days of Poetry has a poem every day, and a writing prompt inspired by the poetry
- Start with their April 1 post, featuring "Fold,” by Cleveland poet Ali McClain, and go on from there
- Sign up for their e-mail list
- or check out their twitter feed #readwritepoetry
- National Poetry Month posts
- Start with quiddity and puzzle
- like & follow their Facebook page for updates
- Ignore the ads, and start at Poem A Day, Day One: reminiscing poem
- Challenge Guidelines
- Check out what's happening at any of the 65 readings, poetry workshops, and other writing-related events going on in April, listed on the Clevelandpoetics Calendar.
- And don't miss this Saturday's Heights Arts Haiku Deathmatch at Dobama (OK, I guess I've mentioned this before).
- More ways to celebrate National poetry month
Saturday, April 1, 2017
Haiku on the radio tonight!
Heights Arts says: Happy National Poetry Month!
For a little haiku preview, tune in to Weekend Radio with Robert Conrad on WCLV 104.9 today, Saturday, April 1 at 10pm, when haiku from the Haiku Death Match contestants will be featured
WR 1713
BROADCAST WEEKEND 04/01/17April is Poetry Month, and we observe it with participants in Cleveland’s Haiku Death Match reading their poems, and we hear verse from Ken Nordine, Alastair Reid, Shel Silverstein and Bob and Ray.
...and then on WCLV again Wednesday, April 5 at 2:30pm when poets Christine Howey and Ray McNiece will be interviewed on the air.
Have you ordered your tickets for the Haiku Death Match? We're looking forward to a rollicking night of poetry, entertainment, and audience interaction.
For a little haiku preview, tune in to Weekend Radio with Robert Conrad on WCLV 104.9 today, Saturday, April 1 at 10pm, when haiku from the Haiku Death Match contestants will be featured
WR 1713
BROADCAST WEEKEND 04/01/17April is Poetry Month, and we observe it with participants in Cleveland’s Haiku Death Match reading their poems, and we hear verse from Ken Nordine, Alastair Reid, Shel Silverstein and Bob and Ray.
...and then on WCLV again Wednesday, April 5 at 2:30pm when poets Christine Howey and Ray McNiece will be interviewed on the air.
- Don't have a radio? Listen live online or by MP3.
Have you ordered your tickets for the Haiku Death Match? We're looking forward to a rollicking night of poetry, entertainment, and audience interaction.
Friday, March 31, 2017
Haiku! Christine Donofrio
The 5th Not-Exactly-Annual Haiku Death Match is only 8 days away! To celebrate the countdown to the haiku contest, over the next two weeks I'll be featuring a haiku (or senryu) from each of the deathmatch contestents.
Here's Christine Donofrio:
Cleveland astounds thee
Stadium mustard taste
My heart lives by the lake
And don't forget that for just a few dollars you can sponsor a haiku warrior team!
The Haiku deathmatch will be April 8 at 7 pm at Dobama Theatre. You can get tickets to the haiku deathmatch at the Heights Arts gallery, 2175 Lee Road, via phone at 216-371-3457, or online:
ORDER HAIKU DEATH MATCH TICKETS
$15 General public | $10 Heights Arts members | $15 at the door
Here's Christine Donofrio:
Stadium mustard taste
My heart lives by the lake
--Christine Donofrio
And don't forget that for just a few dollars you can sponsor a haiku warrior team!
ORDER HAIKU DEATH MATCH TICKETS
$15 General public | $10 Heights Arts members | $15 at the door
Previous Haiku warriors featured:
Wednesday, March 29, 2017
Haiku! Mary Turzillo
The 5th Not-Exactly-Annual Haiku Death Match is only 10 days away! To celebrate the countdown to the haiku contest, over the last two weeks I've been featuring a haiku (or senryu) from each of the deathmatch contestents.
Here's Mary Turzillo:
mind dark as your fur
green eyes, crimson tongue, white fangs
thanks for the dead bird
And don't forget that for just a few dollars you can sponsor a haiku warrior team! To sponsor Mary, click here:
The Haiku deathmatch will be April 8 at 7 pm at Dobama Theatre. You can get tickets to the haiku deathmatch at the Heights Arts gallery, 2175 Lee Road, via phone at 216-371-3457, or online:
ORDER HAIKU DEATH MATCH TICKETS
$15 General public | $10 Heights Arts members | $15 at the door
Sponsor a haiku warrior team!
Here's Mary Turzillo:
mind dark as your fur
green eyes, crimson tongue, white fangs
thanks for the dead bird
--Mary Turzillo
And don't forget that for just a few dollars you can sponsor a haiku warrior team! To sponsor Mary, click here:
ORDER HAIKU DEATH MATCH TICKETS
$15 General public | $10 Heights Arts members | $15 at the door
Previous Haiku warriors featured:
Monday, March 27, 2017
Haiku! Celeste McCarty
Here's Celeste McCarty:
Love is always a
Gamble-never bet what you
To heal a broken
heart -onions, cilantro, lime
Garlic, will all work.
~C. McCarty
And don't forget that for just a few dollars you can sponsor a haiku warrior team! To sponsor Celeste, click here:
The Haiku deathmatch will be April 8 at 7 pm at Dobama Theatre. You can get tickets to the haiku deathmatch at the Heights Arts gallery, 2175 Lee Road, via phone at 216-371-3457, or online:
$15 General public | $10 Heights Arts members | $15 at the door
DONATE TO THE CAUSE
Dianne Borsenik
Cordelia Eddy
Previous Haiku warriors featured:
Ray McNiece
Michael Ceraolo
Saturday, March 25, 2017
Haiku! Cordelia Eddy
Here's Cordelia Eddy:
the model houseguest
rarely double dips, pets the
dogs and leaves early
--Cordelia Eddy
And don't forget that for just a few dollars you can sponsor a haiku warrior team! To sponsor Cordelia, click here:
ORDER HAIKU DEATH MATCH TICKETS
$15 General public | $10 Heights Arts members | $15 at the door
Previous Haiku warriors featured:
Ray McNiece
Michael Ceraolo
Thursday, March 23, 2017
Haiku! Michael Ceraolo
The 5th Not-Exactly-Annual Haiku Death Match is only 16 days away! To celebrate the countdown to the haiku contest, over the next two weeks I'll be featuring a haiku or a senryu from each of the deathmatch contestents.
Here's Michael Ceraolo:
Cleveland Haiku #1
A tale of two buses:
the burbs: air-cooled, empty,
the city: crowded, hot
And don't forget that for just a few dollars you can sponsor a haiku warrior team! To sponsor Michael, click here:
The Haiku deathmatch will be April 8 at 7 pm at Dobama Theatre. You can get tickets to the haiku deathmatch at the Heights Arts gallery, 2175 Lee Road, via phone at 216-371-3457, or online:
ORDER HAIKU DEATH MATCH TICKETS
$15 General public | $10 Heights Arts members | $15 at the door
Sponsor a haiku warrior team!
Previous Haiku warriors featured:
Dianne Borsenik
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| GL |
Cleveland Haiku #1
A tale of two buses:
the burbs: air-cooled, empty,
the city: crowded, hot
--Michael Ceraolo
And don't forget that for just a few dollars you can sponsor a haiku warrior team! To sponsor Michael, click here:
ORDER HAIKU DEATH MATCH TICKETS
$15 General public | $10 Heights Arts members | $15 at the door
Previous Haiku warriors featured:
Ray McNiece
See more of Michael's Cleveland Haiku on 30 Days of Poetry
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Haiku! Dianne Borsenik
The 5th Not-Exactly-Annual Haiku Death Match is only 18 days away! To celebrate the countdown to the haiku contest, over the next two weeks I'll be featuring a haiku from each of the deathmatch contestents.
Here's Dianne Borsenik, the "Strawberry Stormbringer":
And don't forget that for just a few dollars you can sponsor a haiku warrior team! To sponsor Dianne, click here:
The Haiku deathmatch will be April 8 at 7 pm at Dobama Theatre. You can get tickets to the haiku deathmatch at the Heights Arts gallery, 2175 Lee Road, via phone at 216-371-3457, or online:
ORDER HAIKU DEATH MATCH TICKETS
$15 General public | $10 Heights Arts members | $15 at the door
Sponsor a haiku warrior team!
Here's Dianne Borsenik, the "Strawberry Stormbringer":
home early a.m.
getting out of car, night owl
greeted by hoot owl
getting out of car, night owl
greeted by hoot owl
--Dianne Borsenik
And don't forget that for just a few dollars you can sponsor a haiku warrior team! To sponsor Dianne, click here:
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| Dianne Borsenik's book of haiku and senryu Blue Graffiti from Crisis Chronicles Press |
ORDER HAIKU DEATH MATCH TICKETS
$15 General public | $10 Heights Arts members | $15 at the door
Monday, March 20, 2017
Haiku! Ray Mc Niece
The 5th Not-Exactly-Annual Haiku Death Match is only 20 days away! To celebrate the countdown to the haiku contest, over the next two weeks I'll be featuring a haiku from each of the deathmatch contestents, starting with Ray McNiece: the 2011 haiku-champion of Cleveland:
And don't forget that for just a few dollars you can sponsor a haiku warrior team! To sponsor Ray McNiece, click here:
The Haiku deathmatch will be April 8 at 7 pm at Dobama Theatre. You can get tickets to the haiku deathmatch at the Heights Arts gallery, 2175 Lee Road, via phone at 216-371-3457, or online:
ORDER HAIKU DEATH MATCH TICKETS
$15 General public | $10 Heights Arts members | $15 at the door
...and, if you can't wait until April to get your evening of art and poetry, on March 30 Heights Arts will hold another evening of Ekphrastacy: Artists Talk and Poets Respond at the Heights Arts gallery with Cleveland poets Jeffrey Bowen, Clarissa Jakobsons, Chuck Joy, and Emily Troia reading poems created in response to artworks on view in the exhibition.
And sponsor a haiku warrior team!
looking up for moon
it's floating next to me
on the black pond
it's floating next to me
on the black pond
And don't forget that for just a few dollars you can sponsor a haiku warrior team! To sponsor Ray McNiece, click here:
ORDER HAIKU DEATH MATCH TICKETS
$15 General public | $10 Heights Arts members | $15 at the door
...and, if you can't wait until April to get your evening of art and poetry, on March 30 Heights Arts will hold another evening of Ekphrastacy: Artists Talk and Poets Respond at the Heights Arts gallery with Cleveland poets Jeffrey Bowen, Clarissa Jakobsons, Chuck Joy, and Emily Troia reading poems created in response to artworks on view in the exhibition.
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